I Can See the Emperor's Thingy

It may just be a rush of schadenfreude to the liblogosphere's collective head, but things look pretty shitty for the Pres right about now. Seems he just can't get a goddamn thing right.

• He sets up a photo op with Habitat for Humanity and Matt Lauer makes him dodge and weave.
• Later on, David Letterman shows footage from that same photo op and says he hammers like a little girl.
• He sets up a photo op with Iraqi soldiers and the media immediately reveals that the whole shebang was staged.
• The latest polls show Bush's numbers in the tank. Especially noteworthy, only two percent of African Americans approve of his performance. There were only 807 people participating in that poll, total. I guess that means there was, like, one black dude who thought the President was doing a fine job.
  

He's pissed off the religious right with his Miers nomination, pissed off the conservatives with his Katrina spending.

The poor guy needs a drink. I swear to God I would buy the first round.